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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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