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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Thor eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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