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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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