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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Lola eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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