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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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