Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.