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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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