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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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