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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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