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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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