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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Hermoine eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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