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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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