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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Missy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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