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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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