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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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