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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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