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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Teddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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