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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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