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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Worf eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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