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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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