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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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