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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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