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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Missy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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