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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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