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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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