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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Yoda eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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