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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Murphy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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