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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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