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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Snort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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