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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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