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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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