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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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