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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Molly eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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