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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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