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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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