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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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