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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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