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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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