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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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