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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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