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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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