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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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