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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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