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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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