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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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