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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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