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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Widget eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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