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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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