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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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