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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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