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Pet death

My step-auntie Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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